TAMWORTH has rolled out the red carpet for Tottenham's millionaire superstars – by painting the dressing room in navy blue and white.
But that's where the similarities between Spurs' £1 billion stadium and the home of the National League minnows end.
Because Son Heung-min and Co walk into a small Portakabin containing an L-shaped couch, a battered and torn massage table, a rickety tactics board, a plastic container and a portable electric heater.
Their cramped dressing room for Sunday's David v Goliath FA Cup third round in Staffordshire also contains two small sinks, a small mirror, two toilets and six showers.
But Andy Jones, stadium manager at Tamworth's Lamb Ground, warned: 'The only problem they will have is if they try to use all six at the same time.
“Then the pressure drops and the water becomes a trickle!”
SunSport was given a VIP tour of the Lambs' home on Thursday.
The leaking corrugated iron roof of the changing room has been repaired to prevent Ange Postecoglou's players from getting soaked as they put on their equipment.
But there is no underfloor heating under the centuries-old linoleum.
And just one portable heater per second would trip the electrical circuit and plunge the players into darkness.
Spurs' crumbling dressing room door also has its own mailbox, but it does have a brand new door handle and lock after freezing temperatures caused the key to break.
Tamworth striker Dan Creaney, 30, said: “Spurs won't like our dressing rooms – even we don't like them.
“We also have six showers, but only three of them work!
“Maybe some Spurs boys will enjoy this experience because it will make them grateful for what they have.” . . but they won't like our house.'
Tamworth have already KO'd League One Huddersfield in the first round.
And Creaney added: “Huddersfield certainly didn't like coming here and there aren't many National League teams who do.
“The fans are very good at The Lamb and they get on the backs of the opponents. The Spurs are going to have a difficult day. The stick they get from our twelfth man might help us get a result.”
In the away dugout there are just four backless plastic chairs for Postecoglou and his coaching staff, with a wooden bench for the substitutes.
But the fifth-tier hosts plan to add an additional 12 seats in social clubs to accommodate the Australian team.
Lambs boss Andy Peaks hopes Spurs hate every minute of their stay in Staffordshire.
He said: “The Spurs players and manager deserve our respect, but when the game starts we will be what we have to be: terrible and mean and in their faces.
“I'm sure they know what to expect because it's been talked about so much.
“We have to make it as difficult as we can and hopefully they have a few players who don't feel like it and we have eleven players who are playing out of their skin.
“Spurs will find it very intense because our supporters will be very close to the pitch and right behind the away dugout.”
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