Artificial intelligence is everywhere – even on the terraces of our top football clubs.
That's because these images are all similarities generated by the computer from Terrace sterone-types-based on the fans of a series of top clubs. It is all the work of social media site Reimagine UK.
Their technical wizards let Bots search thousands of fan photos and descriptions of supporters to analyze the determining properties of each.
Then the site, which has tens of thousands of followers online, uploads the results, and no, they are not real people – before you think you recognize that guy from the pub.
The entry in Newcastle is a nod to tone legend Paul Gascoigne's friend Jimmy “Five Bellies” Gardner, the Brighton Bloke gets a seagull and the West Ham-Man has a, Eh, with food-colored shirt.
Here Mike Ridley unveils the full line-up so that you can compare them with your Footie-loving Friends.
West ham
Hammers fans eat all the cakes and spilling gravy over their shirts, the bots would like to believe and this Lord looks like he had his filling of steak-and-kidneys.
Sheffield United
These knives of guys come across as a cheerful chappie – and maybe rightly, because they look like contenders for promotion to the Premier League.
Tottenham Hotspur
What's with the constant selfies, boy? Perhaps it is to purchase the latest disappointing results, while his side is wasting in the top flight.
Chelsea
I love the bling as much as the Megabucks players of the blues, is this guy.
But you have to wonder how he can afford it, given the price of tickets nowadays.
Arsenal
This has been to a hipster hair salon in North London -and maybe that's why AI thinks he is too trendy to team his shirt with a red and white scarf.
Newcastle United
Of course it had to be – five bellies and two chin, as a tribute to Gazza's Portly Pal. But he looks pretty satisfied. Maybe he will find himself in Europe next season in Europe?
Brighton
The Topknot -Hunk with the shades and hipsterbaard is a big fan of the seagulls and can often be seen with one on his shoulder. Like you.
Leeds United
A surfer -hungry, headband and neck cloth suggests that someone feels like the cock of the north, cheerfully in the hostage promotion to the prem.
Man utd
After reducing thousands of photos of Reds fans, AI could not think of anything cheerful than this – little surprise given the calamities of this season.
Leicester City
They may be in the wrong end of the Premier League, but the proud bling and the philosophical face suggest that it will not be forgotten in 2016.
Liverpool
Head a load of this! There is perhaps a bit of a Paul McCartney -Haar thing from the 70s who is going on here, in honor of the legend of the Beatles. Love, love yourself, guy.
Man
City is not a boss of things for once – but Ai has seen so many of their happy fans in recent years that they still think they are still smiling from ear to ear.
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